Political Bollocks

From someone on twitter:
"It's getting awfully tiring referring to Boris Johnson as Former Foreign Secretary ... from now on, I propose that we all just refer to him as Boris Johnson FFS!"
 
BREAKING NEWS:
John Redwood MP has been arrested for being drunk in charge of a metaphor...


"It's because the EU is no bowl of cherries many of us wish to go.
There are no cherries to pick.
Now we pay for our own cake & for other countries' cake too.
I look forward to paying just for our own cake, making more of it at home. Then we can have better cake & more prosperity."
 
BREAKING NEWS:
John Redwood MP has been arrested for being drunk in charge of a metaphor...


"It's because the EU is no bowl of cherries many of us wish to go.
There are no cherries to pick.
Now we pay for our own cake & for other countries' cake too.
I look forward to paying just for our own cake, making more of it at home. Then we can have better cake & more prosperity."
I don't see any problem with that - all he is saying is that it won't be a cherry cake.

Or Black Forest Gateau.
 

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