Polishing the helmet!

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  1. Please accept my apologies, I wanted a catchy title that people may actually read, I thought go down the sex angle as most people are a bit saucy, but this isn't about polishing helmets, it is related.

    Does anyone have any tricks to cleaning the white plastic issue cap covers? I have a mark on mine that just wont go away. I am not able to get to stores from where I am before I have to wear it.

    Any advice would be much appreciated.
     
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    My shiny helmet, just for you.
     
  3. I have a trick that never fails and results in a cap looking brand new every time. You start by taking it to stores and getting a new one, once that's done you put it on your head.

    It's a fair bit of effort but the results are unmatched by any other method.

    Edited to add: No I didn't read the entire post about not being able to get to stores. I have said ten hail Marys.
     
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  4. "Does anyone have any tricks to cleaning the white plastic issue cap covers? I have a mark on mine that just wont go away. I am not able to get to stores from where I am before I have to wear it."

    Switch on Golliwog before the Taliban switch you off, listen to the man, he cant get to the stores before he has to wear it, tch. tch.

    Never mind.
     
  5. Frogman007 swears by spunk.
     
  6. Only my own, but being ex porn star I have plenty to go around.
     
  7. Unfortunately the stain IS spunk.
     
  8. Next time you give a blow job..............take your feckin' hat off.
     
  9. Wow that escalated quickly!
     
  10. SJAR time again...
     
  11. A. You can always get to stores unless you have left it so long that said item is needed at 0800 tomorrow.
    B. If you have left it too late to get to stores, you need to stop being a scruffy cunt.
    C. I highly doubt the Taliban are going to switch me off in the SR's mess.

    That quote alone is enough to convince me that you are in fact 15 years old.
     
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  12. Yeah I think I saw one of your films, which one of the seven dwarves were you?
    Please don't even suggest you were snow-white or was it a tranny version?
     
  13. Your not close to Dudley then?
     
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  14. Grumpy! Now fuck off you cock. Smiley thingy
     
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  15. 1 Try a rubber - that might do the trick really simply.

    2 Toothpaste - especially if it is "whitening" toothpaste. Apply a thick coating and leave for a while before rubbing with a soft damp cloth/a damp toothbrush if trickier.

    3 Bio washing powder. Add enough water to a tbsp to make a paste. Apply the paste and leave before rubbing with a soft cloth/toothbrush as before.
     
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  16. Fuck I will have to revise the list.

    Blackrat, that wrecher thing and now you.
    Fuckin bullies.

    Just noticed my typo but it looks good.
     
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  17. Nick your oppo's cap if his (or hers) is cleaner, let them worry about it.
     
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    OP has missed the subliminal solution here:

    Do what everyone else on this thread ('cept Soliel) has done:


    Quickly crayon all over that mark.



    A white crayon might be best.
    :grin:





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  19. Although I appreciate everyone input, helpful as it was, I must say thank you to Sol for the excellent advice about rubbers. Just to think, having the booty wear one would have stopped the issue in the first place! So its both the cause of and solution to my problem!

    It looks brand new so cheers.
     
  20. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    This cover?

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