[align=center]CREATION OF POLICY

In the beginning was THE PLAN

And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

And THE PLAN was completely without substance

Darkness was upon the face of the Division

The Division spoke unto their Senior Rate saying:

“It is a crock of shit and it stinkethâ€

The Divisional Senior Rate went unto the Divisional Officer and said unto him:

“It is a pail of dung and none may abide by the odour thereofâ€

And the Divisional Officer went unto his Commanding Officer and sayeth unto him:

“It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide by itâ€

And the Commanding Officer went to his Squadron Staff and sayeth unto them:

“It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide by its strengthâ€

And the Squadron Staff went unto their Flag Officer and sayeth:

“It contains that which aids growth and is very strongâ€

And the Flag Officer went unto C in C Fleet and sayeth unto him:

“It promoteth growth and is very powerful:

And C in C Fleet went unto the Defence Council and sayeth unto them:

“This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the Serviceâ€

And the Defence Council looked on THE PLAN and saw that it was good

And thus THE PLAN became POLICY[/align]

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