Police Prioritising

ThePunisher

Lantern Swinger
Karma said:
ThePunisher said:
This new agency would be paid for by central government.

..... releasing money by cutting police, security service and armed forces budgets.......

That is just SO cynical, negative...and accurate.

Although I think you'll find our "elite" are always willing to find money to pay for THEIR security.

When it comes to keeping MP's etc safe, money's to object. :shakefist:
 
On a more positive policing note:

The old boy next door to me spotted the local chavs breaking into my house a few days ago, called the cops, and the boys and girls in blue were there (in force) in minutes and caught the poor deprived souls before they could depart with their booty.

Paperwork and follow up at the station was fairly poor, but most of the blame for that is my fault for having a mong for a housemate.

And the WPC was an absolute babe, which always helps. Maybe she would help me if I lost a cat?????????
 
ThePunisher said:
I have long believed that we should set up a paramilitary "third force" to carry out VIP CP. This new agency would be paid for by central government.

Or how about getting Salman F*cking Rushdie to pay for his own VIP Protection!

Seriously though, I can't think of a better way to spend a night than hunting pussy in Jemima Khan's place :p
 

ThePunisher

Lantern Swinger
SS-super-stoker said:
On a more positive policing note:

The old boy next door to me spotted the local chavs breaking into my house a few days ago, called the cops, and the boys and girls in blue were there (in force) in minutes and caught the poor deprived souls before they could depart with their booty.

Paperwork and follow up at the station was fairly poor, but most of the blame for that is my fault for having a mong for a housemate.

And the WPC was an absolute babe, which always helps. Maybe she would help me if I lost a cat?????????

Police caught and charged Chavs?!?!

Pain in chest...left arm going numb... :angel12:
 

ThePunisher

Lantern Swinger
TattooDog said:
ThePunisher said:
I have long believed that we should set up a paramilitary "third force" to carry out VIP CP. This new agency would be paid for by central government.

Or how about getting Salman F*cking Rushdie to pay for his own VIP Protection!

Seriously though, I can't think of a better way to spend a night than hunting pussy in Jemima Khan's place :p

Our put it out to the Private Sector!

PMC's: if they are good enough for Iraq, they're good enough for the cnuts who made the mess in the first place. :threaten:
 
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