Pointless signs - meaningless, daft or just plain nonsense

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[Ballistic]

 

[fishhead]

Goose! I don't get it.

 

[Waspie]

Logged!

 

[Wightsparker]

Or grouse!

 

[Sumo]

Looks like an outdoor shooting range, you had better keep your head down.

 

[Sumo]

 

[Sumo]

Hoping for a sense of humour at security

 

[Capn_Pugwash]

Be careful when you sit down.

 

[pompeyexpat]

Goose! I don't get it.

When I was young my old man would occasionally shout random birds names...and then throw something at my head when I looked up and say 'Sorry, I meant duck.' Bloody matelots thinking they're funny.

 

[Waspie]

Hoping for a sense of humour at security

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And then she gets the security/customs/immigration officer who's partner split with him/her/them the night before!!!!

 

[Jacobus]

She requires the extra special cavity search. Given that she appears to be Chinese, of the mainland persuasion, it’s probable she doesn’t know what’s written on the bag. Eejit