Pointless Newbies threads that should be in the Gash Barge

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Ninja_Stoker, May 27, 2007.

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  1. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    There y'are Credders. Saved you a job.
     
  2. Re: Pointless Newbies threads that should be in the Gash Bar

    Oh god, another 5 pages of mud slinging, flaming, tears and petulant departures coming up. Nice one Ninj :lol: :lol: :cry: :cry: .
    NZB.
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Re: Pointless Newbies threads that should be in the Gash Bar

    Do you get issued a uniform when you join up? :roll:
     
  4. will they shout at me if I do somthing wrong?
     
  5. Can I get a lift to Raleigh ? :)
     
  6. will they make me get up early?

    Can my mummy come and tuck me in and read me a bed time story?
     
  7. I don't "do" ironing, will that be a problem ?
     
  8. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Erm, yes, no, yes, yes, WTF?, Serves you right, er... Big noses.
     
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    do they issue "stay bright" boots or will I have to polish them?
     
  10. Can I take Basil, my pet hamster?
     
  11. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    It's slippers now & only if you shave it.
     
  12. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Do I get to go wind surfing or is that a big lie?
     
  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Your first ship, is in fact a surf board. (Cutbacks)
     
  14. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Re: Pointless Newbies threads that should be in the Gash Bar

    cool....... :lol:
     
  15. Am I allowed to do the Whidgy Dance? :)
     
  16. Do we get a telly in our rooms, we do get our own rooms don't we ..hello ..the nice man at the AFCO said we did. Whys everyone laughing and pointing at me, this is the whole point of this thread isn't it..oh sod you all toys out.
    NZB
     
  17. I'm a wren, will my fat arse be issued to me or do I have to follow a training program before I get there?
     
  18. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    You get issued LV's for the NAAFI, luv. Equal ops: we have fat-arsed blokes too.
     
  19. Re: Pointless Newbies threads that should be in the Gash Bar

    if i get to raliegh and i don't like it and come home, can i still post utter total bollocks on here and expect to be treated like a golden eagle?
     
  20. can I get a room with a sea view?
     

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