Poilitically Incorrect PMC

Tas-ape

Lantern Swinger
#1
Income tax officer asked a
prostitute why she put her occupation down
as a poultry farmer.
She replied, I raised five hundred cocks last year!

Wife says to
husband. Had a wet dream about you last night. He
says
REALLY! Yeah she says, you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself
laughing!

Two asian heroin addicts have injected curry powder by
mistake. They
are both in intensive care. One has a dodgy tikka
and the other is in a korma!

Congratulations mobile phone user, you
have won a pakistaini baby.
If you fail to collect your prize within fourteen
days - we will send
you the WHOLE BLOODY FAMILY!

Just been sacked from
my new job at the wines & spirits section at
Asda's. A paki came in
and asked me if I could recommend a good port.
I said DOVER now F......
off!!!!

A Polish immigrant goes 2 Specsavers for an eyetest. The
optician
shows him a card with the letters CZWIZNOSTACV. Can u read
that asks
the optician. Read it says the immigrant - I bloody know
him!

A little boy asked his mum "why am I black and you are white"!
Dont
even ask she replies, when I think back to that party you are
lucky
you dont bark!! :thumright:
 
#4
Some more AWFUL ones for you;

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

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A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

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Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

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Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

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Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
 

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