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  1. Thank the Lord For this very very very special day!!!!!!!!!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx TFIF!!!!!!
  2. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    amen to that.
  3. :thumright:

    The amount of people that I greet with that on this day beggars belief - I have made it my goal to acquaint them with the most important day of the week ( apart from Golden Eagle Day of course !! ;) )

  4. It's Friday Gag Day here. Roll on seeeeeeeecure.

    And Cowes Week starts tomorrow. 7 days of beer, sailing beer, beer and beer. And some sailing.
    Did I mention the beer...?

    "Hoorah", said DE.
  5. This week's Friday Gag:

    A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
    So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
    He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'.
    The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.
    Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
    The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the fcuk do you want?'
    'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.
  6. My Boss must be on your wavelength, we stack early today!
  7. Monday - OGIM (Oh God its Monday)
    Tuesday - Humpy Eve.
    Wednesday - Humpy Day
    Thursday - Humpy Box
    Friday - TGIF/POETS

    Easy really!
  8. The Weekend has Landed!

    All the exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties

    I've got 48 hours off from the world, man

    I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle

    I'm gonna talk codshit to strangers all night

    I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor

    The free redicals inside me are freaking man!

    Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper

    I'm going to never never land with my chosen family, man

    We're going to get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did

    Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life!

    I've got 73 quid in my back burner

    I'm gonna wax the lot, man!

    The milky bars are on me! YEAH!

    Taken from the film Human Traffic.
  9. Humping three days a week..... :thumright:

    I'm lucky if I get one !! .... :shock: :(
  10. Humpy Eve is good, Humpy Day is like a memorial.

    Beware Humpy Box.

    Better check what's inside first.
  11. I'm lost in a sea of (real) matelots..... :confused: POETS???
  12. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    P!ss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
  13. Nah then, tis also Yorkshire day today :w00t:
  14. Bet that's not listed in Hansard, Steve ?

    ;) :lol:
  15. Thanks Chief! :thumright:

    I searched and searched and searched but came up with nothing. I need to get some sailor in me, as Rincey so eloquently puts it. :biggrin: ...then I'd know everything I need to! :w00t:
  16. Suppose I'll just do my night shift then.hope you all enjoy yourselves,my colleagues will be along later to pick you up from which ever gutter/road/street or park you may be lying in.

    Not that I'm bitter or jealous at all. :pukel:
  17. Ah, a weekend of rum truffles, sodomised rubbery things and lashings of whipped cream........ ;)

  18. Where!
  19. Pissed again Stave? :w00t:
  20. In the fridge by the hypodermics filled with Bison vodka....

    Drunk! Me? I'm innocent.........

    .....honest! :oops:

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