Poetry

Guzzler

War Hero
Oh darling Grace
I love your face
I love you in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh Jesus Christ almighty
 

fishhead

War Hero
There was a young man from Nantucket
Offered his dick for his girlfriend to suck it
But with his tiny knob and her great big gob
T'was like throwing a worm in a bucket
 
Reading a book, WW2 submariner fiction....had this dit

There was a young lady from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds, a big blade of grass grew out of her arse, and her muff was a garden of weeds.’

New one on me....
 
There was once an ancient old bloke
who picked up a girl for a poke
he pulled down her pants
fuxxed her into a trance
then shit in her shoe for a joke.
 

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