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Poetry

Shakey

War Hero
FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge tits who owns
an off-licence and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
 

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