Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Shakey, Jan 5, 2011.

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    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge tits who owns
    an off-licence and a fishing boat.
    I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

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