Poem or a Hymn??

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  1. The Politicians Poem

    I want a floating duck house
    I want to clear my moat
    I need to mend my tennis court
    That’s why I need your vote.

    I have to build a portico
    My swimming pool needs mending
    My lovely plants need horse manure
    And the Aga needs much tending

    A chandelier is vital
    Mock Tudor boards are great
    My hanging baskets won awards
    And I’ve earned a tax rebate.

    I need a glitter toilet seat.
    My piano so needs tuning
    Maltesers help me stay awake
    And my orchard must need pruning

    I could have said the rules were wrong
    And often thought I should,
    But somehow it was easier
    To profit all I could

    The public really have to see
    That the rules are there to test
    And by defrauding taxpayers
    We were just doing our best

    The Speaker of the House has gone,
    Our sacrificial beast,
    But the public are still braying
    For our corpses at the feast

    What do the public want from us,
    Those vote-wielding ingrates?
    They really should be grateful
    To be financing our estates.

    The message is so very clear,
    (we’re merely learning late)
    That the British way of living well
    Is to screw the bloody state.
  2. Great stuff. :lol:
    A copy should be sent to every serving MP.
  3. Ditto :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. My two penny worth 8O

    And as we speak the fraud man
    Is nicking benefit cheats,
    Its off to nick for them cnuts,
    But we've still got our seats

    You see it is quite simple,
    As in the day's of old,
    We do what the fcuk we like ,
    You do as your told. :D :cry: :cry:

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