Plymouth Facts

#1
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1. What doe's a Millbay girl use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter!

2. What do you call a 30 year old Swilly girl?

Nana!

3. What do you call a Devonport girl in a white track suit?

The Bride!

4. What's the first question at a quiz night at the Clipper?

What the f--- are you looking at?!

5. Two Stonehouse boys in a car with no music, who's driving?

The Police!

6. What's the most confusing day in Swilly?

Fathers Day!
 
#2
:? You know,I've been there and done most things like travelling over and under the Golden Gate Bridge, flying through the Grand Canyon and driven heavy trucks all over the British Isles. But :!: For some reason I have never set foot in Plymouth. :( Is it good :?:
 
#5
NotmeChief said:
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1. What doe's a Millbay girl use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter!

2. What do you call a 30 year old Swilly girl?

Nana!

3. What do you call a Devonport girl in a white track suit?

The Bride!

4. What's the first question at a quiz night at the Clipper?

What the f--- are you looking at?!

5. Two Stonehouse boys in a car with no music, who's driving?

The Police!

6. What's the most confusing day in Swilly?

Fathers Day!
:!: You got the same txt as me or do I know you???? Green Army
 
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