. 1. What doe's a Millbay girl use as protection during sex? A bus shelter! 2. What do you call a 30 year old Swilly girl? Nana! 3. What do you call a Devonport girl in a white track suit? The Bride! 4. What's the first question at a quiz night at the Clipper? What the f--- are you looking at?! 5. Two Stonehouse boys in a car with no music, who's driving? The Police! 6. What's the most confusing day in Swilly? Fathers Day!