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  1. Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.

    The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
    The second lady says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties."
    "Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
    The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
    The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all."
    "What, no panties?!" the others said in disbelief.

    "Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down, the first thing they always looks for is da black box.

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