pissed again

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Caligula, Nov 12, 2009.

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  1. ok the mrs has gone out and I've had a few bevvies so answer me this ....

    If I try to fail and I succeed, what have I done?

    now, where's me stella

    as me old aussie mate used to say, you've got a face like a kicked in shit tin.
  2. got an erection
  3. You tried to fail objective A (whatever that was) but tried to succeed in objective B ( to fail A) therefore you have failed A and succeeded in B.

    I hope you're not to pissed to get that. Actually, I hope you are. I wish I was.
  4. [/quote]

    got an erection[/quote]

    Waste of time I told ya the mrs has gone out.....
  6. ah fcuk it I'm off to me pit
  7. got an erection[/quote]

    Waste of time I told ya the mrs has gone out.....[/quote]

    And thats why you were aiming to not get one
  8. So that's it then?

    "If at first you dont succeed - wrap yer claw in?

    Night Night, Mouse.

    Phhish Must be a ......

    (deleted in consideration of the other ........ here)
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Unless Caligula returns triumphant in the morning with tales of participating in the "sport of champions" he's probably only had a couple of shandies...... :twisted:
  10. Stella my girl you had me again last night, I slept well in your brain fuzzing charms.

    Good morning RR's I had more than my usual quota last night and I offer no apologies for that, and I still remembered to take my statins!. It's the first time since my 'dance with the devil' at the end of last year that I have indulged myself with a couple of cans. Actually it was three but don't tell matron, she thinks one is too many :).

    Anyway thanks for your erudite and, in some cases, persistent attempts to answer my conundrum.

    sandy bottoms

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