Pirates in Mayday call for the lifeboat

[Shakey]

This is a bit odd. I will leave it to others to make the obligatory Irish comments!

Two Paddies nick a boat and get lost a mile from the coast.

 

[angrydoc]

Prats. They must have been looking for the Solent. Plenty of dodgy driving going on there at the mo!

 

[andym]

PMSL,looks like they got done for Criminal Damage after the owner claimed they had damaged his boat!

 

[jesse650]

piracy onthe high seas? surely? remember one of the last crimes to be punishable by death......... 8O. not advocating that for this pair of prats but something to consider

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Surely Jesse this is not a case of piracy at all, but the graver offence of Idiocy on the High Seas, punishable by ridicule?

 

[jesse650]

fair shout m'lud, I bow to your expert legal knowledge :lol: :wink: