The_Caretaker
War Hero

A pirate walks into a bar and the bar tender says to him,
"Do you realise that you have a wheel sticking out the front of your trousers?"
"Yeah,†replies the pirate, “It's driving me nuts."
"Do you realise that you have a wheel sticking out the front of your trousers?"
"Yeah,†replies the pirate, “It's driving me nuts."