Pirate jokes

[Dredd]

Hoofing, indeed

 

[BillyNoMates]

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

 

[Vest]

The new pirate asked his captain several questions about how he lost his leg and arm and finally 'How did you lose your left eye captain. Arrrg he replied that was a bad day too; I was returning to the ship and as I walked up the gangway a seagull pooped in me eye- That was the day I got this hook fitted.

 

[Stirlin]

G'day Vest , welcome to the site.