That's not a groan, that's a kid having a dump!!
Have you the wrong crypto in?While not strictly a pirate joke, definitely to be deployed when the White Ensign is lowered and the skull and bones flown; definitely of the 11th Sephiroth.
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and runs from Pendlebury to Langho."
Call me Frater Lucifer.
I think you may be a member of the illustrious team that frequently kept us out to go round and round the Anton Dohrn Seamount looking for phantom "things" that were never ever thereWe're the people you bottom out for non monitored briefings...I didn't realise you were called oxymorons...though have heard a few of you called morons on occasion x
As in phantom menaces or stealth boats bottomed out in the Irish Sea? (I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave earlier)'I think you may be a member of the illustrious team that frequently kept' us 'looking for phantom "things" that were never ever there '
...and the winner is...Davy Jones...Mjolnir...Yggsdaril!!!Collectors of pirate themed memorabilia may be interested in bidding for this item, which was recently discovered in the dressing room of the lead singer of this iconic pop group:-
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Get yourself over to Ebay....
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Let the bidding wars begin.
Even I understood that one of yours!!