Pirate jokes

[polab]

Why are pirates called so?

Because they Arrgh


Why do Pirates go on holiday?

For some Arrgh 'n' Arrgh

 

[mikkimoomoo]

How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?



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[mikkimoomoo]

If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!



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[dapperdunn]

What's a Pirates favorite letter?

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

What's a Pirates favorite letter?

A "Dear John"?

 

[Rachelthree]

What do pirates eat for breakfast?

Toast.

 

[fishhead]

What do pirates eat for breakfast?

Toast.

I thought it was going to be Aaaaaaaaaaaard boiled eggs

 

[WreckerL]

What's a Pirates favorite letter?

U, so he can spell correctly?

 

[Shakey]

What do you get if you cross a paedophile with a pirate?

Arrrrrrr Kelly.

 

[BillyNoMates]

The American actor Alan Ladd has ancestors that were pirates.
The most famous one was called Jim.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Not many people know that the expression used for taking a person with special education needs out for the day relates to a term often used by pirates.

Now you know where the phrase "Walking the plank" originated.

 

[BillyNoMates]

There's a new craze for having sex whilst inhaling laughing gas that's sweeping the country.

It's called a Jolly Roger.