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Badgeman
Not a gen funny one but:

*Smoke detector alarm goes off in HQ1*

'Smoke detector activated in ****, SSEP investigate and report back to HQ1'

Few minutes later

'D'ye hear there, the last alarm was a false alarm, it was caused by smoke'

We all just dissolved laughing.
 

Graybags

Lantern Swinger
Not entirely appropriate, but when I went on board the Stena Inspector down south, I heard a pipe " Would the next person to come by the bridge please bring a box of matches "
made me laugh
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chieftiff

War Hero
Moderator
HMS Ark Royal circa 1986ish, young lad Able Seaman Seady joins ship.

For days afterwards "ABCD report to ..........." followed by persistant giggling from the QM.
 
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BM on gangway, you'd get to see who paired off with who. The next morning we'd pipe;

'OM Smith and MEM Blake, Sick bay'

Also, I was down in the mess lounging about as on duty RF one weekend. The next thing you heard was;

'Safe guard Safe guard safe guard, Intruder on upper deck'

Along with a fit of panic from the BM, who was also very new to naval life.

There was us rushing for our gear then the on watch QM piped;

'Stand down RF, its the OOD in PT rig!' Followed by alot of giggling!
 

ex_wasp_L2

Lantern Swinger
At a Dorset airstation:
"Testing the tannoy from the main gate. 1,2,3,4,5,5,4,3,2,1 test complete"
This carried on for a fair while the lad was getting a bit tired of the repetition so tried to vary it
"Testing the tannoy from the main gate A,B,C,D,E,E, D, errrr 5,4,3,2,1 test complete"
The entire airstation collapsed with laughter.
 

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