Pipes

[higthepig]

Noticed a few on here ,lets run this see where it goes ,Sub Lt Chicken,lay aft.

 

[brigham600]

REM Brandt - Paint shop

 

[Scud]

Not a gen funny one but:

*Smoke detector alarm goes off in HQ1*

'Smoke detector activated in ****, SSEP investigate and report back to HQ1'

Few minutes later

'D'ye hear there, the last alarm was a false alarm, it was caused by smoke'

We all just dissolved laughing.

 

[dt018a9667]

Noticed a few on here ,lets run this see where it goes ,Sub Lt Chicken,lay aft.

Now HTP you are showing your age, you forgot to mention the iron deck

 

[brigham600]

Mr Ted Rogers, Marconi staff, dial 321

 

[Graybags]

Not entirely appropriate, but when I went on board the Stena Inspector down south, I heard a pipe " Would the next person to come by the bridge please bring a box of matches "
made me laugh
G

 

[Geoff_Wessex]

"RO Tait - Flight Deck"

 

[chieftiff]

HMS Ark Royal circa 1986ish, young lad Able Seaman Seady joins ship.

For days afterwards "ABCD report to ..........." followed by persistant giggling from the QM.

 

[Wacka]

During socs; 'Round and Queer' or was that 'Loud and clear'?

 

[Deleted 7]

BM on gangway, you'd get to see who paired off with who. The next morning we'd pipe;

'OM Smith and MEM Blake, Sick bay'

Also, I was down in the mess lounging about as on duty RF one weekend. The next thing you heard was;

'Safe guard Safe guard safe guard, Intruder on upper deck'

Along with a fit of panic from the BM, who was also very new to naval life.

There was us rushing for our gear then the on watch QM piped;

'Stand down RF, its the OOD in PT rig!' Followed by alot of giggling!

 

[ex_wasp_L2]

At a Dorset airstation:
"Testing the tannoy from the main gate. 1,2,3,4,5,5,4,3,2,1 test complete"
This carried on for a fair while the lad was getting a bit tired of the repetition so tried to vary it
"Testing the tannoy from the main gate A,B,C,D,E,E, D, errrr 5,4,3,2,1 test complete"
The entire airstation collapsed with laughter.

 

[andym]

AB Thalidomide,Small Arms Store!

 

[Nigaramus]

Duty Senior Rate walking in to the Pembroke Club, late 60's/

"Is the Duty Seaman Gunner here?"


Gonorrhoea - get it?

 

[geoffrey]

"OM Gallagher - OASIS Maintainer - Gangway"

"AB Seady. EFG" (Had no idea there was actually an AB Seady!). QM spent hours wondering what the EFG was on board!

"MEM Biffin. Bridge" (you have to be a fan of Roger's Profanisaurus for that one!).

"PO Tato. Caterer's Store"

"PO Laroid, ship's photographer, gangway".

Genius!

 

[NozzyNozzer]

Cut the cackle JEM Stone, report to the OOW! :lol: