Piercings

[janner]

I have a few piercings and tattoos would they affect me joining the Royal Navy

 

[Ninja_Stoker]

Imminent danger of an ND if ever you sneeze.

Odds are you'd be fine as a mess mascot.

 

[guns1969]

I have a few piercings and tattoos would they affect me joining the Royal Navy

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[superpom]

Exterminate!
(Oxygen thieves)

 

[slim]

Unemployable

 

[fishhead]

Unemployable

Well done @slim you've spotted their methodology.
There is just a chance(a very small one I'll grant you) that they are very rich in their own right and do not require any kind of monetary support from the likes of ourselves but somehow I doubt it.

 

[Ballistic]

they are very rich in their own right

Scrap value?

 

[dapperdunn]

Unemployable

Not if he's a tattoo artist or a piercing technician.
Or not. People aren't generally as judgemental as they were 40 years ago.

 

[repoman]

"Do not resuscitate" springs to mind.

 

[superpom]

"Do not resuscitate" springs to mind.

Indeed....legally sanctioned assisted dying would perhaps be over generous...when some lead in the right ear might be more appropriate....

 

[fishhead]

Not if he's a tattoo artist or a piercing technician.
Or not. People aren't generally as judgemental as they were 40 years ago.

True, nowadays they just roll their eyes and move on. Forty years ago they would have said something.

 

[dapperdunn]

True, nowadays they just roll their eyes and move on. Forty years ago they would have said something.

People always said something about things they disagreed with?
Catholic priests
Jimmy Saville.
They might have said something about things that don't matter, like how someone was dressed, or how they wore their hair. They seemed to be strangely silent about the things that really mattered.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Multi-tasking thanks to piercings. She can feed the sprog, and deliver pizzas simultaneously and
then she can drive back to Pizza Hut, have a fag and use it as an ashtray.

(If that baby is a newborn - then her downstairs has been pierced beyond all economical repair)

 

[BillyNoMates]

You could fit a dartboard in there. Have a quick game of 501.
If you missed the board I doubt that he would even notice.

Let's not forget the girls. One of these either side of the mess and you got yourself a mini-netball pitch.

 

[janner]

 

[janner]

 

[WreckerL]

You could fit a dartboard in there. Have a quick game of 501.
If you missed the board I doubt that he would even notice.

Let's not forget the girls. One of these either side of the mess and you got yourself a mini-netball pitch.

I'm assuming BJ's are a no-no in that tribe, unless your hung like the proverbial donkey!