People always said something about things they disagreed with?True, nowadays they just roll their eyes and move on. Forty years ago they would have said something.
I'm assuming BJ's are a no-no in that tribe, unless your hung like the proverbial donkey!You could fit a dartboard in there. Have a quick game of 501.
If you missed the board I doubt that he would even notice.
Let's not forget the girls. One of these either side of the mess and you got yourself a mini-netball pitch.