Just a quick point on the Picasso art theft of his â€œDove with Green Peasâ€ painting. Where the feck is the Dove and where are the green peas?Everything is brown! Am I just an uneducated moron who likes nude paintings from Ruebens and others and can't see why modern Art is so grand or am I in the band of those who thinks Picasso has taken the world for the idiots some are. I respect,Matisse,Monet[not Van Gogh] and a whole lot of other painters but as someone who views Valasquez as the worlds best painter and Turner as Britain's best exponent of colour,shape and sky's, I think Picasso was taking the piss. Unless someone can convince me where the Dove and the peas are. The French are about as good at security as they are about war.