Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Benny687, Dec 17, 2006.

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  1. Beer makes you drunk.

    I am drunk.

    Therefore, am I beer?

  2. FlagWagger

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    I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam;

    I'm Zinc, therefore I'm a pram.
  3. I think I am
    Therefore, I might be
  4. Benny687 You are beer man ..... lucky bastard I say .....

    Me? Frankly, I'm like a frog on a log & too smoth to move ............
  5. I drink, I slurr, I fall over

    there can be no problem, perfectly logical captain.........
  6. If we're on this planet to help others, what are the "others" here for???
    (have asked this before, but got no answers..maybe no "others" about?). :?
  7. are you thinking in your head when you are answering a question or does your mind have a mind of its own?
  8. What shape does a pear go when it goes wrong?

    What did people go back to before the drawing board was invented?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  9. If you`re neither here nor there, where are you?
  10. How relative is the Theory Of Relativity in todays modern World?
  11. Relatively relative.
  12. While studing humanites at uni,, my Mother was asked to write a thesis on

    If you died in your sleep would you know....................

    wtf is that all about and would you realy care!!!????

  13. I did once but it was all a dream.
  14. they say life is a game to play but its paused whilst your alive.
  15. If time is mans measurement of any given moment in space.

    Why does tock follow tick and not the other way round?
  16. Does a tree falling over in a forest make a sound when there is noone there to hear it?
  17. yes because the forest is never empty ,,,,,, its full of insects...birds ...and other animals............ :lol:
  18. Can you describe the noise to me please?
  19. 8O eeeerrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...... lovie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  20. 8O eeeerrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...... lovie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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