Phil the Greek


Lantern Swinger
If he passes on who will take over as Capt. Gen RM?
  1. Charles (Has CGB)
  2. Andrew (Has a paper pass CGB)
  3. Harry (Will pass the All Arms then will have a CGB)
  4. Edward (No CGB)
  5. Ann?
  6. Bear Grylls (Has honorary CGB)


War Hero
I for one will miss his off the cuff remarks during the Royal progress. It was odds on he would elect to chat to someone and all the officials held their breath in case he had ridden roughshod over the PC barriers yet again. All his replacements are far too careful so where's the fun in that?


War Hero
Who is going to take over from Phil the Greek as Clown Prince ? - seems to me none of them have a sense of humour.


War Hero
The Sun were a bit premature weren't they??? I'll bet Rupert Murdoch is impressed with his editor!


Some of his best.
"There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if It has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it"
Many of us will have seen such things hanging up in the food stalls of Hong Kong and with a few San Miguel's under our belts, probably eaten e few .