Pet names for every day objects

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  1. I call our bed 'The Somme'.

    Thats because its like a battlefield at night trying to go over the top. :lol:
     
  2. Our cat Fabrizio is known as 'Ugly cat with no friends' by a member of the household who is not a cat person.
     
  3. I refer to my bedroom as a Mess! And it is! :oops: :biggrin:

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  4. That's so unfair! Would Fabrizio like a holiday home in Kent? :p

    Cat Menu

    Brekkers

    M&S Skipjack Tuna Steaks - 1 tin

    Nine O Clockers

    Bowl of home made custard

    Eleven O Clockers

    Cat biccies

    Lunch

    Beef steak cut into small pieces
    Single cream

    Dinner

    M&S Skipjack Tuna Steaks - 1 tin

    Supper

    Bowl of strawberry juice flavoured cream/melted home made vanilla ice cream

    0500 Kitty snack (pre-brekkers)

    M&S Skipjack Tuna Steaks - 1 tin


    Accomodation

    Thingy's goose down duvet with Transformers duvet cover.

    Thingy's armchair

    Large garden with private woodland attached. Extensive game for hunting (ie. blackbirds, etc).
     
  5. Any respectable cat would probably turn you down once he'd seen that picture of your bedroom Steve. 8O

    2BM
     
  6. I blame it on a lack of naval training. I'd have been properly House Trained as a Junior Medical Technician! :oops:
     
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Any female observed or spoken to/about = "Doris"
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    How silly of me. I thought that was AFTER Naval training.
     

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