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Pet names for every day objects

I refer to my bedroom as a Mess! And it is! :oops: :biggrin:

 
rosinacarley said:
Our cat Fabrizio is known as 'Ugly cat with no friends' by a member of the household who is not a cat person.

That's so unfair! Would Fabrizio like a holiday home in Kent? :p

Cat Menu

Brekkers

M&S Skipjack Tuna Steaks - 1 tin

Nine O Clockers

Bowl of home made custard

Eleven O Clockers

Cat biccies

Lunch

Beef steak cut into small pieces
Single cream

Dinner

M&S Skipjack Tuna Steaks - 1 tin

Supper

Bowl of strawberry juice flavoured cream/melted home made vanilla ice cream

0500 Kitty snack (pre-brekkers)

M&S Skipjack Tuna Steaks - 1 tin


Accomodation

Thingy's goose down duvet with Transformers duvet cover.

Thingy's armchair

Large garden with private woodland attached. Extensive game for hunting (ie. blackbirds, etc).
 
2badge_mango said:
Any respectable cat would probably turn you down once he'd seen that picture of your bedroom Steve. 8O

2BM

I blame it on a lack of naval training. I'd have been properly House Trained as a Junior Medical Technician! :oops:
 

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thingy said:
2badge_mango said:
Any respectable cat would probably turn you down once he'd seen that picture of your bedroom Steve. 8O

2BM

I blame it on a lack of naval training. I'd have been properly House Trained as a Junior Medical Technician! :oops:

How silly of me. I thought that was AFTER Naval training.
 
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