So tell us about your perv exploits, intentional or otherwise. I've had a few as a taxi driver, and in other situations. They can be fun, erotic or downright embarrassing. I had just left the Andrew and took a job as a security guard as the job I was going into didn't start for seven weeks. I was in the loading bay of a firm in Brum, and the doors were shut. It was a Saturday night, and as I was about to punch the security clock by the outside door I could hear a pair of voices in the door recess on the street. It was a lad about 15/17ish and his pash. He was pleading with her to go over the park and do a turn. From what I could gather it would be the first time they were to do it. She was quite undecided about the adventure, but he was not entirely on a looser, as he grovelled quite well and seemed to be making ground, to the extent she may well have said yes within the next two or three minutes. However I had not got time to listen anymore so decided that if I was getting fuck all he was getting the same. I am the thickness of a steel roller door away from them so I suddenly piped up, "For fuck sake spread your legs gal and we can all be on our way" There was a shriek, followed by running high heals, followed by threats to kill, maim and haunt me forever. I wonder if he copt off? When I left the building there was no one about.