Perfect Wife


Lantern Swinger
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a a very severe disease
combined with horrible stress. If you don't want him to die, every
morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner
prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores,
as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it
will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you
can do this for the next ten months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die", she replied.