Perfect Wife

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  1. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
    checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

    He said, "Your husband is suffering from a a very severe disease
    combined with horrible stress. If you don't want him to die, every
    morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is
    in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner
    prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores,
    as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it
    will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with
    your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you
    can do this for the next ten months to a year, I think your husband will
    regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

    "You're going to die", she replied.

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