Perfect Wife

sinbad

Lantern Swinger
Two guys from Melbourne are quietly sitting in a boat at Lake Bolac , Victoria fishing and tubeing down a VB when suddenly Dick says,

"I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Bill takes a sip out of his stubby and says, "You better think it over mate - women like that are hard to find."
 
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