Perfect day...............

#1
If done before apologies--- but what would your "perfect day" consist of?

Coffee
sex
motorbike ride
lunch
m/b ride home
sex
shower/ get ready -
realised won lottery
pub
club messy burger
home
collapse!! :D :D :D :D :D
 
#2
brazenhussy said:
If done before apologies--- but what would your "perfect day" consist of?

Coffee
sex
motorbike ride
lunch
m/b ride home
sex
shower/ get ready -
realised won lottery
pub
club messy burger
home
collapse!! :D :D :D :D :D
Should read

Realised won lottery tell the lads on Rum Ration to meet down pub.

Order new bike! Mv Agusta

 
#4
Backpacker1uk said:
brazenhussy said:
If done before apologies--- but what would your "perfect day" consist of?

Coffee
sex
motorbike ride
lunch
m/b ride home
sex
shower/ get ready -
realised won lottery
pub
club messy burger
home
collapse!! :D :D :D :D :D
Should read

Realised won lottery tell the lads on Rum Ration to meet down pub.

Order new bike! Mv Augusta

:oops: :oops:
sorry babe --- hmmmmmmmmm nice bike mmmmmmmm
although i like
 
#6
Light Brekkie
Gym
Lunch
Loaf around, shopping or whatever
Massage
Dinner
Play the boom boom drum with one stick
Sleeeeeppppp hmmmmm
 
#7
To wake up hearing the birds and my childrens laughter, next to my beloved..
long hot shower.
warm crumpets and darjeling tea.
a walk in the forest with my family and dogs.
hearing a smile in my Mums voice when we talk on the phone.
sitting down to a meal we all enjoyed
spending a relaxing evening in the company of good friends.
hearing my Dads voice
falling asleep in the arms of my beloved....

(some one spell check me please.......... :twisted: you know you want to
Lamri...... :twisted: )
 
#14
Sunday:
Wake up
Big Boys Breakfast
Don Fluorescent Jacket and white peaked cap Nick 22 born again bikers speeding on their go faster phallic machines.
Think about lunch and nick another 16 Bikers who think I should be at lunch.
Find a nice "No left turn Junction" just outside Liverpool that bikers use as a short cut into the city. Sit up and process at least 10 bikers before booking off.
Wander home switch on PC and watch Bikers squealing and wingeing on RR.

Nutty Assistand Chief Constable North Wales Police
 
#15
Nutty said:
Sunday:
Wake up
Big Boys Breakfast
Don Fluorescent Jacket and white peaked cap Nick 22 born again bikers speeding on their go faster phallic machines.
Think about lunch and nick another 16 Bikers who think I should be at lunch.
Find a nice "No left turn Junction" just outside Liverpool that bikers use as a short cut into the city. Sit up and process at least 10 bikers before booking off.
Wander home switch on PC and watch Bikers squealing and wingeing on RR.

Nutty Assistand Chief Constable North Wales Police
:) :)
 

sgtpepperband

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#16
Nutty said:
Sunday:
Wake up
Big Boys Breakfast
Don Fluorescent Jacket and white peaked cap Nick 22 born again bikers speeding on their go faster phallic machines.
Think about lunch and nick another 16 Bikers who think I should be at lunch.
Find a nice "No left turn Junction" just outside Liverpool that bikers use as a short cut into the city. Sit up and process at least 10 bikers before booking off.
Wander home switch on PC and watch Bikers squealing and wingeing on RR.

Nutty Assistand Chief Constable North Wales Police
How can you nick all those bikers and still have time to do all the paperwork?! :D
 
#17
sgtpepperband said:
Nutty said:
Sunday:
Wake up
Big Boys Breakfast
Don Fluorescent Jacket and white peaked cap Nick 22 born again bikers speeding on their go faster phallic machines.
Think about lunch and nick another 16 Bikers who think I should be at lunch.
Find a nice "No left turn Junction" just outside Liverpool that bikers use as a short cut into the city. Sit up and process at least 10 bikers before booking off.
Wander home switch on PC and watch Bikers squealing and wingeing on RR.

Nutty Assistand Chief Constable North Wales Police
How can you nick all those bikers and still have time to do all the paperwork?! :D
SPB

It gives me so much satisfaction to serve the public I do it at home in my own time.

Nutty
 
#18
sgtpepperband said:
Nutty said:
Sunday:
Wake up
Big Boys Breakfast
Don Fluorescent Jacket and white peaked cap Nick 22 born again bikers speeding on their go faster phallic machines.
Think about lunch and nick another 16 Bikers who think I should be at lunch.
Find a nice "No left turn Junction" just outside Liverpool that bikers use as a short cut into the city. Sit up and process at least 10 bikers before booking off.
Wander home switch on PC and watch Bikers squealing and wingeing on RR.

Nutty Assistand Chief Constable North Wales Police



How can you nick all those bikers and still have time to do all the paperwork?! :D

Yeah....I'd like to know how you catch 'em!
NEE NARRR NEE NARRR..... :lol:


 
#19
bigbaddog said:
sgtpepperband said:
Nutty said:
Sunday:
Wake up
Big Boys Breakfast
Don Fluorescent Jacket and white peaked cap Nick 22 born again bikers speeding on their go faster phallic machines.
Think about lunch and nick another 16 Bikers who think I should be at lunch.
Find a nice "No left turn Junction" just outside Liverpool that bikers use as a short cut into the city. Sit up and process at least 10 bikers before booking off.
Wander home switch on PC and watch Bikers squealing and wingeing on RR.

Nutty Assistand Chief Constable North Wales Police



How can you nick all those bikers and still have time to do all the paperwork?! :D

Yeah....I'd like to know how you catch 'em!
NEE NARRR NEE NARRR..... :lol:



My favoured method is a chees wire at about 3 foot 6 inches. If they get past that I use a swing arm JCB. They can always of course stop and avoid the pain.

Nutty
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#20
Nutty said:
My favoured method is a chees wire at about 3 foot 6 inches. If they get past that I use a swing arm JCB. They can always of course stop and avoid the pain.

Nutty
Yeah, it worked for Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape"! :lol:
 
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