Peppa Pig in Seatbelt Safety Row

#2
I cant believe people sit and watch cartoons and the look for things to complain about. kids are not going to wear sea belts because a pig doesn't?

Mum "put your seat belt on"
Child "no the talking pig told me not to"
Mum "im going to write a letter"
 
#3
Haggis_Catcher said:
I cant believe people sit and watch cartoons and the look for things to complain about. kids are not going to wear sea belts because a pig doesn't?

Mum "put your seat belt on"
Child "no the talking pig told me not to"
Mum "im going to write a letter"
Indeed the conversation should have followed these lines:

Mum ''put your seat belt on''
Child ''no, the talking pig told me not to''
Mum ''SLAP! The talking pig is not real, put your fucking seat belt on or I'll let 'uncle' Frank babysit for you again.
 
#5
2_deck_dash said:
Mum ''put your seat belt on''
Child ''no, the talking pig told me not to''
Mum ''SLAP! The talking pig is not real, put your fucking seat belt on or I'll let 'uncle' Frank babysit for you again.
She's not real? Nooooooo!!
 
#6
In Catalunya, in the country areas it is not at all unusual to see a pig, in the front seat of a Citroen van, unbelted; the missus likewise in the back seat, and the driver, one hand on the wheel, and a cigar hanging out of his mouth.
I don't understand the problem.
 
#7
The makers of the series have made a new version which is pig friendly.

Peppa Pig asked all the children not to eat bacon and sausage and pork pies because that was his mummy and daddy they are eating, and if they carry on eating bacon and sausage and pork pies they will all end up looking like the little fat cnut who lives down the road.
 
#8
Backpacker1uk said:
The makers of the series have made a new version which is pig friendly.

Peppa Pig asked all the children not to eat bacon and sausage and pork pies because that was his mummy and daddy they are eating, and if they carry on eating bacon and sausage and pork pies they will all end up looking like the little fat cnut who lives down the road.
AL1 Peppa Pig doesn't want the little sh1ts to eat bacon, pork pies etc because he is in fact a Muslim pig and is secretly trying to convert the viewers.
 
#9
But it reversed its stance after a parent complained that her daughter had refused to wear a seatbelt because Peppa did not

Proof of the theory that some people believe everything they see on the box, cos its reel innit?
 
#10
sussex2 said:
In Catalunya, in the country areas it is not at all unusual to see a pig, in the front seat of a Citroen van, unbelted; the missus likewise in the back seat, and the driver, one hand on the wheel, and a cigar hanging out of his mouth.
I don't understand the problem.
Now you see, I can black cat that! Here in Andalucia, he is also on his mobile phone! :lol: And where is his dog?

And - whoever called the little sluggish van thing they use the 'Renault EXPRESS'!!!! An oxymoron only exceeded by the phrase 'Army Intelligence' :D
 
#11
sussex2 said:
In Catalunya, in the country areas it is not at all unusual to see a pig, in the front seat of a Citroen van, unbelted; the missus likewise in the back seat, and the driver, one hand on the wheel, and a cigar hanging out of his mouth.
I don't understand the problem.
I bet his other arm was round the pig. 8O
 

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#12
Haggis_Catcher said:
I cant believe people sit and watch cartoons and the look for things to complain about. kids are not going to wear sea belts because a pig doesn't?

Mum "put your seat belt on"
Child "no the talking pig told me not to"
Mum "im going to write a letter"
Try riding shot gun on 20 month old babby, my G/daughter loves the feckin Pig cartoon, but at least she wears her seat harness in my motor.
 
#13
rod-gearing said:
sussex2 said:
In Catalunya, in the country areas it is not at all unusual to see a pig, in the front seat of a Citroen van, unbelted; the missus likewise in the back seat, and the driver, one hand on the wheel, and a cigar hanging out of his mouth.
I don't understand the problem.
I bet his other arm was round the pig. 8O
Yes, probably after the couple of coffees with brandy in he had would have drunk to prepare himself for the day.
 
#14
SONAR-BENDER said:
sussex2 said:
In Catalunya, in the country areas it is not at all unusual to see a pig, in the front seat of a Citroen van, unbelted; the missus likewise in the back seat, and the driver, one hand on the wheel, and a cigar hanging out of his mouth.
I don't understand the problem.
Now you see, I can black cat that! Here in Andalucia, he is also on his mobile phone! :lol: And where is his dog?

And - whoever called the little sluggish van thing they use the 'Renault EXPRESS'!!!! An oxymoron only exceeded by the phrase 'Army Intelligence' :D
The dog? On his lap of course :lol:
 
#15
whitemouse said:
Perhaps the little bas ...... sorry, I mean cherub, threatened to call Childline if Mum exerted her parental rights ?

:lol:
Give em the phone tell em the number 0800 1111 and remind them that they will be taken away and be made to live with a Roman Catholic priest 8O they soon back down. Works with grandkids too :twisted:
 
#17
Sussex, veering off thread a bit, but do you also get them on mopeds, the entire family, with the dog on the space at the rider's feet. And no helmet on any of them!
 
#18
SONAR-BENDER said:
Sussex, veering off thread a bit, but do you also get them on mopeds, the entire family, with the dog on the space at the rider's feet. And no helmet on any of them!
We used to many moons ago, but since we got a new police force, and with Catalunyas famous independence of spirit, that has all but gone.
You do still see the die hard, the one with the dog between his legs, shopping on either handlebar, chewing wild thyme and no helmet, but it is extremely rare. You do occasionally see the 'pudding basin' helmet, straps flapping in the wind, but that again is rare.
The Mossos d'esquadra, the state police (you rarely see the Guardia) police the roads with an efficiency that would have most people in the UK spinning in circles.
 
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