Pensioner text codes

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Young people have theirs,
    now Seniors have their own texting codes:

    * ATD- At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL- Living on Lipitor

    * * TOT- Texting on Toilet

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    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)


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  2. wal

    wal Badgeman

    LOL, Janner^_~
     
  3. SLIFF SUFSITCH

    (Stair Lift Is ******* Fucked Stuck Up ******* Stairs In The Crap House)

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    MOWAFLA

    (Meals On Wheels Are ******* Late Again)

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    TOMIHAS LOL

    (The Old Man Is Having A Stroke............LOL!)

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    MIPAFORP

    (My Incontinence Pants Are Full Of Runny Poo)

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    I (Heart) TB

    (I Love Triple Bypass)

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    MggKbBBLLLMugwUMp(Predicive Text)FbblllLL-YBBLL gZZnCChhhhh? ~###

    (Just fell over in the kitchen and trying to call out my District Nurse
    using the Emergency procedure on this ******* MOBILE using my ******* nose)

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    Last edited: Jan 13, 2013

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