Pensioner text codes

janner

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#1
Young people have theirs,
now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* * TOT- Texting on Toilet

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Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)


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#3
SLIFF SUFSITCH

(Stair Lift Is ******* Fucked Stuck Up ******* Stairs In The Crap House)

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MOWAFLA

(Meals On Wheels Are ******* Late Again)

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TOMIHAS LOL

(The Old Man Is Having A Stroke............LOL!)

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MIPAFORP

(My Incontinence Pants Are Full Of Runny Poo)

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I (Heart) TB

(I Love Triple Bypass)

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MggKbBBLLLMugwUMp(Predicive Text)FbblllLL-YBBLL gZZnCChhhhh? ~###

(Just fell over in the kitchen and trying to call out my District Nurse
using the Emergency procedure on this ******* MOBILE using my ******* nose)

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