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Penis won't fit!

Rumrat

War Hero
Or your face, being the honeymoon an' all.

I actually got caught doing the very thing you suggest on a (remote) cliff path between Boston and skegness.
The persons came upon us as we lay on a big blanket in flagrante delicto. I just pulled the other half of the blanket over and carried on.
The woman concerned is in all likelihood either dead or still in therapy. Hope it wasn't tiddlyoggy's mom.
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
One must not titter giggle ,or snigger when I say that I spent three days of my honeymoon there in 1970 during my first marriage. I do not remember the fish and chips as I may have had other things on my mind.
Where? Lincoln or Grimsby? Surely fucking not! Aside from weird Yorkie caravaners, nobody would honeymoon in Grimsby.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Where? Lincoln or Grimsby? Surely fucking not! Aside from weird Yorkie caravaners, nobody would honeymoon in Grimsby.

Was just working our way up the coast doing a couple of days wherever we wanted. I've a few pics I will find em and post em one is took right on Grimsby dock Aug 70.
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Was just working our way up the coast doing a couple of days wherever we wanted. I've a few pics I will find em and post em one is took right on Grimsby dock Aug 70.

The docks look mighty different these days mate. There used to be countless trawlers in there, nigh on empty now.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
The docks look mighty different these days mate. There used to be countless trawlers in there, nigh on empty now.

Two years ago I crewed an MFV to Norway Sweden and Denmark out of Grimsby. It was a ten man crew and we chartered the boat. It was fuckin scarey going over as the weather started blowing an hooligan and there was big fuck off waves.
That only lasted two days and the rest was OK but friggin cold. We had a fuckin hell of a time, the skipper was strict about drinking if you were keeping a night watch but everyone behaved at sea so all was well.
 

Topstop

War Hero
Two years ago I crewed an MFV to Norway Sweden and Denmark out of Grimsby. It was a ten man crew and we chartered the boat. It was fuckin scarey going over as the weather started blowing an hooligan and there was big fuck off waves.
That only lasted two days and the rest was OK but friggin cold. We had a fuckin hell of a time, the skipper was strict about drinking if you were keeping a night watch but everyone behaved at sea so all was well.


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