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Penis won't fit!

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
I think it was aimed at Wits. Strange that he talks of internet warriors then offers violence over a web forum. Now I was a daft, stormy bugger when I was young, but I don't think I've ever reacted so strongly to a comment by someone I've never met or seen before.
 

Sumo

War Hero
Ooooooooooooh I take that as a bite (who's it aimed at anyway).

Surely not, just a mindless fool with a short fuse, and no will to live, who would not see a wind up if was spelt out to him, and slapped across his face, obviously an ideal candidate for splash target coxswain after he has finished with beachy head?
MG you selling tickets for this?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
I think it was aimed at Wits. Strange that he talks of internet warriors then offers violence over a web forum. Now I was a daft, stormy bugger when I was young, but I don't think I've ever reacted so strongly to a comment by someone I've never met or seen before.

Is that right you big ugly small pricked bone Geordie no hoping fuckwit (feel free to stop me if I'm getting close) Royal naval fuckin something or another bastard fuckin reg lookalkike bum.
I live at 29 Colonial Avenue,
Small Heath,
In Birmingham.
Come round if you dare.
Tell the truth its so fuckin rough I don't go home. It's a bastard when I want mail or the toilet.
 

noshmon

Banned
Just replying because I want to get emailed every time there's a reply. Just got a cup of tea (my manager is in today so saving the beer for 1400...) and trying to find some popcorn.

Come one lbm (Loves Big Men?). make this interesting. Unless of course you've got more threads you want to practice necrophilia on?
 

Andy_Cap

War Hero
Is that right you big ugly small pricked bone Geordie no hoping fuckwit (feel free to stop me if I'm getting close) Royal naval fuckin something or another bastard fuckin reg lookalkike bum.
I live at 29 Colonial Avenue,
Small Heath,
In Birmingham.
Come round if you dare.
Tell the truth its so fuckin rough I don't go home. It's a bastard when I want mail or the toilet.

Come on rummers don`t hold back, Tell him what you realy think of him:w00t: He can take it he`s nails innit
 

Rumrat

War Hero
I bloody hope so, I'm dying to ask how the skate boarding from the main gate at CTC down to the NAAFI went. Pure class :)

Concur, Nails was fuckin brilliant he brought more "life" to Rum Ration that Jesus Christ Almighty. OK and Allah and Mohamed just in case they are twins,.. buddha etc.
I should have put my name on that list there's been a few birds around in the past thought I was god.
I stripped off in front of a few and have had the remark, oh Jesus Christ, is that you're cock, and when in hospital recently a nurse recognised me and screamed oh god not you.
I can handle it.
 
C

cúnt

Guest
How about I Track your IP and drive to your house and beat the shit out of you, you fucking prick. So many keyboard warriors on here, just give me an address if you wanna start aggro, and il put your head through your computer screen if you like? Fucking twat.

You couldn't track a heroin addicts needle marks you no mark, dripping spunk bubble. Jog on to irrelevant land where your family, past and future reside.
 
How about I Track your IP and drive to your house and beat the shit out of you, you fucking prick. So many keyboard warriors on here, just give me an address if you wanna start aggro, and il put your head through your computer screen if you like? Fucking twat.

Fuck Yeah..... I like you. Do you travel?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
You couldn't track a heroin addicts needle marks you no mark, dripping spunk bubble. Jog on to irrelevant land where your family, past and future reside.


OUR HERO,
Wrecks and Sharky might even give you a double header for protecting them.
I won't I still charge.
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Is that right you big ugly small pricked bone Geordie no hoping fuckwit (feel free to stop me if I'm getting close) Royal naval fuckin something or another bastard fuckin reg lookalkike bum.
I live at 29 Colonial Avenue,
Small Heath,
In Birmingham.
Come round if you dare.
Tell the truth its so fuckin rough I don't go home. It's a bastard when I want mail or the toilet.

Right you cunt, I can take most things, but being called a Geordie! That is fucking out of order, I'll be on a train to Brum asap, fucking standby!:threaten:=D
 

Rumrat

War Hero
I've been trying to find an article I read on the web recently about Internet threats.
Some bloke bad mouthed this prick on a web site and got threatened with the same as cunt lugs has done, IP tracking and all that bollocks.
Anyhow the bloke who's been threatened did what I have just done posted some address he pulled out the hat.
The fuckin retard who has made the threat thinks its for real and trapped half way across the USA and kicks the door in of some old dear in Oklahoma.
She put three rounds of .577 into him.
Happy days.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Fuck Yeah..... I like you. Do you travel?

I of course if I wanted to,.... could come over single handed and rip you away from your tins, then without mercy beat the shit out of you and that other fuckin wimp and dead beat NZB. Rip you into convenient size body parts and post you to Rum Ration members.
Its a good job for you two I don't want to.
And I've pulled my back anyway.
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
How about I Track your IP and drive to your house and beat the shit out of you, you fucking prick. So many keyboard warriors on here, just give me an address if you wanna start aggro, and il put your head through your computer screen if you like? Fucking twat.

Hello Mr Soprano,

If frogman had a cheesy hammy eggy for every time some helmet made empty threats to me on the interporn he would be a right fat bastard.

I'll play along even if I suspect you're a sockpuppet. I doubt you could track down your dummy which you just spat out. How is your IP search going? I'll help you out, last night I was in an Aberdeen hotel and now I'm sitting at home in sunny Glasgow. I'll send you the bus fare if you really want to meet, but you'll have to be quick because I'm fucking off for a couple of weeks on Tuesday.

Somehow I also suspect you're all piss & wind and sadly our paths will never cross.
 
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