War Hero
A penguin was driving one afternoon when his car broke down on him. Luckily, he was near a mechanic so he pushed his car to the mechanic's shop. The mechanic looked at the car and told the penguin, "It's going to be a while, so why don't you go across the street to the shopping mall and come back in an hour."

So the penguin went to the shopping mall and looked around for a while, ate some ice cream, and returned to the mechanic's shop. As he walked up the mechanic said "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin giggled and said, "Oh no, that's just ice cream."