An old man was sitting on a bench at the shopping centre.
A young man walked up to the bench & sat down. He had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, blue, & yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once & had s*x
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!!"
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