pda/laptop

#1
call me dumb if the answer is blindingly obvious, but i was wondering can we take a pda/notebook/laptop to basic training and trade training? not to use the internet, i know 1)i will have no time, and 2) the signal will probably be pretty sh*t. I was just wondering if they allow us to take something with a word processor to type up notes then print them out at a later date, notepad and pen gets a bit messy after a while.
 
#6
ok thank you, trade training is going to be when it is most useful, so i can keep all my notes together nice and neat, going for MA(SM), and can you use it in the classroom?
 
#7
bigtrousersnake said:
ok thank you, trade training is going to be when it is most useful, so i can keep all my notes together nice and neat, going for MA(SM), and can you use it in the classroom?
Don't take the p1ss...NO
 
#11
The only thing you will require a laptop for is porn. Personally my preference was always for hard copies. Nothing like finding a discarded shit house shin pad behind the scupper pipe when going for a shit.
 
#12
ok, joke finished on your last post, i have realised how stupid i sounded, but i was asking a genuine question, not so i could just go on facebook or something whenever i wanted, but because i actually thought it would make the endless amount of notes i will take a lot easier to organise.
 
#13
2_deck_dash said:
The only thing you will require a laptop for is porn. Personally my preference was always for hard copies. Nothing like finding a discarded shit house shin pad behind the scupper pipe when going for a shit.
why a laptop? i got 2 8 gig micro sd cards for my phone full of the stuff
 
#14
bigtrousersnake said:
2_deck_dash said:
The only thing you will require a laptop for is porn. Personally my preference was always for hard copies. Nothing like finding a discarded shit house shin pad behind the scupper pipe when going for a shit.
why a laptop? i got 2 8 gig micro sd cards for my phone full of the stuff
How big is the screen on your phone?

Exactly.
 
#15
2_deck_dash said:
bigtrousersnake said:
2_deck_dash said:
The only thing you will require a laptop for is porn. Personally my preference was always for hard copies. Nothing like finding a discarded shit house shin pad behind the scupper pipe when going for a shit.
why a laptop? i got 2 8 gig micro sd cards for my phone full of the stuff
How big is the screen on your phone?

Exactly.
big enough, nokia 5800, i watch films on it and stuff, being quite a bit younger than you i still got perfect eyesight you see? so i can watch stuff on smaller screens :)
 
#17
I have epic eyesight. I have a bad case of Gunner Ear though.

Seriously there is nothing like smashing one out over a **** splattered copy of 40 plus that has been marinading in an inch of piss on the deck of the aft heads on a stumpy 42.

Just as you get to the vinegar strokes it is always fun to play '**** roullette' and skip to a random page, sometimes you get an ad for a gay chat line.

Bonus!!

Edited to add: bet you can't do that with your new fangled phone device can ya!
 
#20
2_deck_dash said:
I have epic eyesight. I have a bad case of Gunner Ear though.

Seriously there is nothing like smashing one out over a **** splattered copy of 40 plus that has been marinading in an inch of piss on the deck of the aft heads on a stumpy 42.

Just as you get to the vinegar strokes it is always fun to play '**** roullette' and skip to a random page, sometimes you get an ad for a gay chat line.

Bonus!!

Edited to add: bet you can't do that with your new fangled phone device can ya!
haha this is funny, and no, my phone cannot do that, it also can't swim around in piss and still work fine, so i guess i will save it for times of hardship, when there isn't a copy of a magazine that has been used by many and just swimming around in a puddle of piss
 
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