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Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by brazenhussy, Feb 18, 2007.

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  1. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
    2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
    3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
    4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
    5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
    6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
    7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
    8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
    9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
    10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
    11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
    12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.

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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
    4. He is not BALDING - He is FOLLICLY CHALLENGED.
    5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
     
  2. Cheers for that Trouty :D
     
  3. no problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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