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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I said, "a folding bottle".[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"A Fottle."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"What else do you have."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"I have also invented a folding carton."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]Again she said, "what do you call it?"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]"A Farton."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=arial black,sans-serif]I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.[/FONT]
     
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