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The_Caretaker

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A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over to him and asked when was the last time he had sex. "1956" was his immediate reply.

"No wonder you look so uptight" she exclaimed.

"I'm not sure I understand you" he answered, glancing at his watch, "it's only 2014 now".
 
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