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PARTY GIRL FINDS MAN DEAD IN HER BED

slim

War Hero
But what a way to go, was he shagged to death?


PARTY GIRL FINDS MAN DEAD IN HER BED

I didn't know his name, she tells inquest.

A PARTY girl woke from a one-night stand to find the man in her bed DEAD, an inquest heard.



Lesley Patterson, 22, invited charmer Darren Owen, 35, to her pad in Talbot Green, South Wales
But the dad-of-five died from natural causes as he sllept

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0508_dead.shtml
 

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
That's a coyote job gone wrong! He sobered up in the night and thought "fuck it, I'm outta here!"

The Coroner should have asked "What the hell was he drinking to go home with that?"

Probably 4 pints of absinth tops with a scrumpy chaser, IMHO!
 
Now that's what you call waking up with a stiffy! :p

It'll be interesting to see if she gets an invite to the wake.

I love the use of the phrase "Party Girl" (ie slapper)! She obviously has principles - at least she took the trouble to find out his first name before getting him home.
 
I remember the time this railway type man phoned the station to ask for assistance. The happy couple had been bonking away in the railway sidings in his car when she cried I am coming and he cried I am going. Poor woman was in a terrible state. What will his wife say she asked?? SLUT!!!

Then we have the man who called the doctor.

Doctor doctor I think my wife is dead. Why do you think that asked the doctor. Well sex is the same but the washing is piling up.
 
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