Parking Tickets

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  1. Parking ticket

    The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's.
    I was only in there for about 5 minutes, & when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I went up to him & said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
    He ignored me & continued writing the ticket.
    I called him a Nazi turd.
    He glared at me & started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
    So I called him a $%#&! Head.
    He finished the second ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he started writing a third ticket.
    This went on for about 20 minutes.
    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired, It's important at my age!
    geoff(ers) :nemo:
  2. Excellent.PMSL
  3. Bastard!! My car :dwarf:

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