Parking Tickets

geoffg

Lantern Swinger
#1
Parking ticket

The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, & when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him & said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me & continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me & started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a $%#&! Head.
He finished the second ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired, It's important at my age!
geoff(ers) :nemo:
 
#3
geoffg said:
Parking ticket

The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, & when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him & said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me & continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me & started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a $%#&! Head.
He finished the second ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired, It's important at my age!
geoff(ers) :nemo:
Bastard!! My car :dwarf:
 
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