I'm just idly speculating what's going to happen to Paris Hilton when they lock her up. Apparently they're going to put her in a special unit reserved for convicted coppers, public officials and the like. However, I bet some big butch lezzer is going to make her her 'bitch' or whatever it is that lezzers call it, and Paris is going to be licking a lot of sweaty smelly tuppences for the next few weeks. I also would not be surprised if someone threw scalding hot water in her face. But I'm more interested in the lesbian stuff to be honest. I can see it now, some ugly fat lezzer with gash tats grabbing hold of Hilton by her long blonde hair and thrusting her innocent young face deep into the folds of her crotch, barking orders at her to "Lick that clitty and lick it good you punk slut." Or something. And no, I'm not typing this with one hand.