Parades

#1
What with all this different sexuallity going on, I`ve been thinking of organising a " Straight Parade " Would the PC Brigade allow it?, it would of course consist of Straight Males and Straight Females, with a piss up after in the nearest Pub. Any takers?
 
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angrydoc

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#4
Of course, you'd have to ensure you make efforts to make homosexual and bisexual people welcome in your parade. Positive encouragement - ads in magazines, a mention on the Graham Norton show etc - may help you!
 
#5
In the interests of equality and diversity, may I also suggest setting up a Mens Group?

I am aware that there is already a Portsmouth Womens Group, and I'm feeling a little bit oppressed as there doesn't appear to be a pressure group to represent me, being a white, heterosexual, able-bodied, non-radically religous male. :cry:
 
#6
No it will have to be Male and Female "Straights" otherwise there will be no point in going for a piss up later, seeing that Males only go on the piss to get laid. The only thing that bothers me about my own street cred, is that I shagged a French Woman once, would this be held against me?, you know what the press are like?
 
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angrydoc

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#7
Hig> Depends - are you sure she was a french bird? Maybe you belong in one of the "other" parades...
 
#9
"Straight Parade" - what a great idea Hig! You have my full support! Can I come along as a 'Bent Friend of the Straights' supporter to give lip to any gays who try to contest your right to parade your lifestyle choice in public and any ex-Vice Squad PCs who try to sue you for £50K for bringing back shocking flashbacks of porno-DVDs?

I can just see the Navy friendly Sun's headline now...

Straight Pride! Sailors Erect banners proclaiming it's OK to be Straight!
 
#13
higthepig said:
I`m certain Dunks she gave me one of her letters.
Did she speak French or sound French when she whispered in your ear? Was she able to give you a true French Kiss, or just an sallow Anglo-Saxon substitute (ie did your tongues intertwine in true love)? If not, she was probably an imitation imported from Francophone Africa.
 
#16
TattooDog said:
In the interests of equality and diversity, may I also suggest setting up a Mens Group?

I am aware that there is already a Portsmouth Womens Group, and I'm feeling a little bit oppressed as there doesn't appear to be a pressure group to represent me, being a white, heterosexual, able-bodied, non-radically religous male. :cry:
Sounds like ther can't be that many like you, you must be a minority!
 
#17
Maxi_77 said:
TattooDog said:
In the interests of equality and diversity, may I also suggest setting up a Mens Group?

I am aware that there is already a Portsmouth Womens Group, and I'm feeling a little bit oppressed as there doesn't appear to be a pressure group to represent me, being a white, heterosexual, able-bodied, non-radically religous male. :cry:
Sounds like ther can't be that many like you, you must be a minority!
Peter we already have a clash here Tattoodog is making misleading claims, "non-radically religious male." which means he must be Cof E or Roman Catholic but has also claimed he is, "heterosexual" by definition you cannot be both. The man must be a pathological liar and should be banned from all Groups. That is unless we have a group of "Closeted, non radically religious male pathological liars"

Nutty
 
#18
Nutty said:
Maxi_77 said:
TattooDog said:
In the interests of equality and diversity, may I also suggest setting up a Mens Group?

I am aware that there is already a Portsmouth Womens Group, and I'm feeling a little bit oppressed as there doesn't appear to be a pressure group to represent me, being a white, heterosexual, able-bodied, non-radically religous male. :cry:
Sounds like ther can't be that many like you, you must be a minority!
Peter we already have a clash here Tattoodog is making misleading claims, "non-radically religious male." which means he must be Cof E or Roman Catholic but has also claimed he is, "heterosexual" by definition you cannot be both. The man must be a pathological liar and should be banned from all Groups. That is unless we have a group of "Closeted, non radically religious male pathological liars"

Nutty
Sorry Nutty, he could be a presbyterian, and most of them are pretty non radical, masochistic yes, but not radical. That would allowheterosexuality in most cases.

Peter
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
#19
Maxi_77 said:
Nutty said:
Maxi_77 said:
TattooDog said:
In the interests of equality and diversity, may I also suggest setting up a Mens Group?

I am aware that there is already a Portsmouth Womens Group, and I'm feeling a little bit oppressed as there doesn't appear to be a pressure group to represent me, being a white, heterosexual, able-bodied, non-radically religous male. :cry:
Sounds like ther can't be that many like you, you must be a minority!
Peter we already have a clash here Tattoodog is making misleading claims, "non-radically religious male." which means he must be Cof E or Roman Catholic but has also claimed he is, "heterosexual" by definition
you cannot be both. The man must be a pathological liar and should be banned from all Groups. That is unless we have a group of "Closeted, non radically religious male pathological liars"

Nutty
Sorry Nutty, he could be a presbyterian, and most of them are pretty non radical, masochistic yes, but not radical. That would allowheterosexuality in most cases.

Peter
Would you class His Holiness The Rev Paisley as non - radical?

Pol
 

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