Para

The_Caretaker

War Hero
A young man joins the army and signs up with the para's. He goes through basic training fine, completes all the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally builds up to his first real jump from a plane. The next day he phones his dad to tell him the news

'So did you jump?' asks dad.

'Well let me tell you what happened,' the lad explains. 'We got in the plane and the sergeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out!'

'Is that when you jumped?' asks dad.

'Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door.'

'Did you jump then?' asks dad.

'I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped and I was the last man left. He tried to push me out but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the jump master - a great big guy, about
six-foot five and 300 pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?'

I said, 'No sir, I'm too scared, so he took his c*** out and said, 'Boy, either you jump out of that door or I'm sticking this up your ass.'

'So did you jump?' asks dad.

'Well a little, at first.'
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
MoD_RSS 5 millones de libras para proyectos de investigación sobre resistencia a los antimicrobianos entre el Reino Unido y Argentina MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Reino Unido recebe apoio para sediar cúpula climática global MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Concurso para estudiantes universitarios para viajar a Falklands MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Inscrições abertas para concurso cultural que vai levar estudantes às Ilhas Falkland MoD News 0
SaladDodger Corbyn & the Para's Current Affairs 36
MoD_RSS News story: UN International Day of Forests 2019: Para-ecologists – the paramedics of the rainforest MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News article: 2 PARA plough on through snowy exercise MoD News 1
S Bootneck Saves Para The Corps 10
stan_the_man Para Olympics closing ceremony Current Affairs 2
Rem3pt Para's 10 challenge. Sports and Adventure Training 0
Apple_Catchers The Fake Para!! The Gash Barge 1
EarlyChop Para Diamond Lil's 1
The_Caretaker 4 Para's Land Ops 0
The_Caretaker FRENCH PARA Miscellaneous 0
cúnto 1 para makes an operational jump Diamond Lil's 33
B PARA TEN Sports and Adventure Training 12
Z Warfare Specialist 1s with para wings? History 20
UXBDIVER Special Service Pay (SF, Divers, para, etc) Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 76
DozyBint H4H: Capt Pete Norton GC's Freefall Para Jump Charity 1
Blobmeister PARA's are better than Marines! Current Affairs 6
G Bus driver plays at being a Para at Falklands Memorial The Corps 6
W Bootnecks and Para Helmets! The Corps 23
A Para Banter The Corps 45
S ex para (wanna be commando) RMR 10
Welbexian_RN Para Major calls RAF "useless" Current Affairs 30
Top