"Are Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz having a lesbian affair? That's what rumors in Mexican tabloids say. Of course, it doesn't hurt the spread of such rumors when 99% of men polled by the Jawa Report say they secretly hope the rumors are true.
Apparently, the rumors started during the filming of the movie Bandidas. Unlike Brokeback Mountain, the film is the kind of gay cowboy film men will be flocking to see. No word on the amount of pudding consumed in the film."
I have this sudden overwhelming interest in merkins. May I please see one, preferably yours, in situ if possible? Would a lawyer's merkin constitue a legal subterfuge, or is that a blind alley.
Time for my cold bath , I think.