Paddy & Murphy arrive at a fancy dress party. The theme was Emotions. Most people dressed in colours associated with feelings. Red - anger, Green - envy, yellow - cowardice. They looked shocked to see Paddy naked with his dick lodged in a pear and Murphy with his dick in a bowl of custard. When asked what they had come as, Paddy answers " Well I'm deep in dis-pear" and Murphy said " And I'm fucking dis-custard!".