Paddy & Murphy

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  1. Paddy & Murphy arrive at a fancy dress party.
    The theme was Emotions.
    Most people dressed in colours associated with feelings. Red - anger, Green - envy, yellow - cowardice.
    They looked shocked to see Paddy naked with his dick lodged in a pear and Murphy with his dick in a bowl of custard.
    When asked what they had come as, Paddy answers " Well I'm deep in dis-pear" and Murphy said " And I'm fucking dis-custard!".
     

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