Paddy 2

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    > > >>Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird
    > > >>section and Mick says to Paddy; "Dat's Dem".
    > > >>
    > > >>The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
    > > >>"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says
    > > >>Mick.
    > > >>
    > > >>"Put dem in a pepper bag".
    > > >>The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave.
    > > >>They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a
    500ft
    > > >>drop.
    > > >>
    > > >>"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.
    > > >>He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his
    shoulders
    > > >>and jumps off the cliff.
    > > >>
    > > >>Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down
    for
    > > >>a few seconds followed by 'Splat'.
    > > >>
    > > >>As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says,
    > > >>"Fock Dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin dangerous for me..."
    > > >>
    > > >>Part Two
    > > >>A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet
    shop
    > > >>and is carrying the familiar'pepper bag'. He then pulls a parrot out
    of
    > > >>the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying
    a
    > > >>gun.
    > > >>
    > > >>"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of
    the
    > > >>cliff.
    > > >>
    > > >>Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the
    > > >>parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another
    > > >>'Splat' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff.
    > > >>
    > > >>Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' that
    > > >>parrotshooting oider..."
    > > >>
    > > >>Part Three
    > > >>After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop
    > > >>and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a
    > > >>chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the
    usual
    > > >>result.
    > > >>
    > > >>Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick
    wit
    > > >>his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting- and now you fockin' hen
    > > >>gliding.....
     

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