Paddy 2

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> > >>
> > >>Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird
> > >>section and Mick says to Paddy; "Dat's Dem".
> > >>
> > >>The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
> > >>"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says
> > >>Mick.
> > >>
> > >>"Put dem in a pepper bag".
> > >>The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave.
> > >>They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a
500ft
> > >>drop.
> > >>
> > >>"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.
> > >>He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his
shoulders
> > >>and jumps off the cliff.
> > >>
> > >>Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down
for
> > >>a few seconds followed by 'Splat'.
> > >>
> > >>As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says,
> > >>"Fock Dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin dangerous for me..."
> > >>
> > >>Part Two
> > >>A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet
shop
> > >>and is carrying the familiar'pepper bag'. He then pulls a parrot out
of
> > >>the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying
a
> > >>gun.
> > >>
> > >>"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of
the
> > >>cliff.
> > >>
> > >>Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the
> > >>parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another
> > >>'Splat' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff.
> > >>
> > >>Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' that
> > >>parrotshooting oider..."
> > >>
> > >>Part Three
> > >>After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop
> > >>and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a
> > >>chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the
usual
> > >>result.
> > >>
> > >>Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick
wit
> > >>his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting- and now you fockin' hen
> > >>gliding.....
 
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