More bollox from killjoy knobheads - can someone please invent a way of shutting these humourless donkeys up once and for all https://login.yahoo.com/config/mail?.intl=uk&done=http://uk.yahoo.com QUOTE Santa is a public health hazard - promoting obesity and drink-driving, experts have claimed. Images of a fat, jolly and somewhat tipsy Father Christmas send out the wrong message and could damage millions of lives, they said. Instead of sitting back in his sleigh and breaking the speed limit, Santa should get off and walk or jog. Obese Santa also needs to swap the brandy and mince pies left out by hopeful children for carrots and celery sticks stolen from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Dr Nathan Grills and illustrator Brendan Halyday, from Monash University in Melbourne, Australia, said the current image of Santa promotes obesity, drink-driving, speeding and a general unhealthy lifestyle. UNQUOTE It is enough to make you spit ... at least they didn't try that old nonsense about Santa not being real!