I nearly pissed myself half an hours ago. My eldest girl is going out with a chap who's divorced and has a lad of about 8 or 9. We are all out on the lash tonight, big party for moi and Granddaughter, and he popped around to finalise details. He is trying to make the usual good impression on me and keeps his lad on quite a tight reign. As they were leaving he said to the lad "Go and say goodbye". He walks in the kitchen and casually says "On your knees bitch and woof". 8O His dads hit the fuckin roof, the kid starts howling because of the threatened pasting, and I was trying hard not to piss myself whilst holding onto the war office who was torn between shock and cheesing down.